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I'm gonna go ahead and say it... Dankk is done. Radd fell off, our duty is done here.





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Critics say "T3XT M3SS@G3!" is the new Gnaughty.

Today I, Clint flicker, traveled to the city of Lawton to help father Keith do some work on some buildings that were being built. I did that, then after went and got naughty with Dirty D on a photo shoot for the next H0T video to come out - T3XT M3SS@G3! We got down and dirty for the video which will be shot only with camera phones! It's gonna be soooo sick! Everyone is hyped! Here are some moments caught in time from today's film trip!

This was the first spot we hit up, a horrible steep rail with one push runway! It was soooooo sick! Dirty was over the rail after failing(comedy!hahaha) on a front board. I stepped up my game though with a kickflip fifty. Not even kidding dude. I really kickflip 50ed this rail. I don't know how, even why, but it went down. Wait... yes I do! I did it for T3XT M3SS@G3!


Me - Kickflip Fifty


After that we headed to some bench that we put down a gap. This was N0 where near gnarly enough for T3XT M3SS@G3! though. So naturally we walked over to a 4 block to get gnar on. There was glass everywhere! A picture perfect T3XT M3SS@G3! spot. So we whipped out the phone and boom! History in the making. We prolly are the first people to skate this stupid thing.

Dirty sizing up the blocks to make sure they are T3XT M3SS@G3! worthy...


Dirty gettin' cellular with a back 180!


Wow! Now were gettin' reception!

Here I am gettin' so naughty with a noseslide down the fresh hubba! One foot steez included.


I shut the spot down with the old school Nokia sized kickflip bro!


This is just a glimpse into the wide wide "screen" of T3XT M3SS@G3! Be on the lookout for the video droppin' as soon as we get service!

Haha Hyped on July 1st. Meat Party.

I hate this guy so much.

-Clint

Do you guys have electricity?

These are just a couple things that got me hyped recently.


I went to the park the other day and when I got there I was skating around and some kid asked me my name. I said my name was Clint and he said "Oh, somone wrote something about you over here." So I went and looked and I was so stoked haha this is what they put. I got a good laugh out of it.

Then we stumbled upon this a couple days later. I was stoked.




2 more weeks until the Meat Party. Stoked!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED!

He likes trixxx!

Doug Brown Spotlight

Green Chile Ch Ch Ch Ch

Me (Clint) Dirty and Scott ventured this weekend out into the vast world of rock - New Mexico.



There is pretty much nothing to look at the whole way so the drive pretty much sucks unless your listening to Gwen.




This was just some spot we skated on the way... perfect flatbars. Pretty fun.



Dirty kills his classmates.



The only thing that kept us from getting lost in Albuquerque... mountains.



The exit to get to Iron Maiden was killin.



We had no idea they had these in NM. We thought they were only in Cali. We were so stoked.



We found this in the parking lot going to the Maiden concert.



We went back through. My hair is so greasy it looks black. Horrible.



Del Sabre.



This was the only quickstop opened on Memorial Day. Lucky for us you can't go inside past 10p.m. They had hotties to talk to though.



This old dude was the slowest thing since syrup juggler.



We stayed at our friend Bo's house. Seriously the raddest place ever. Bo is most epical dude alive. I didn't get a picture of him though cause he was too busy driving his Subaru "race car". This is his wife and her friend though. She's rad too.



This is their son Asher. He's rad. He will walk up to you and pull up his shirt wanting to bump stomachs haha. Scott tried and knocked him back into the cabinet's making him cry. Scott is a dick. Asher can also say awesome and sick flawlessly.



Dirty floats a sick tre flop. Tech Decks became very annoying to me this trip.



We left the big rock and dirt littered land.



Some really really sw33t bumper stickers we saw.




...I saw Neil Young! America mang!




It was a really fun trip and we got a ton of stuff done. Mad footy and a bunch of "quences".

Ch Ch Ch Ch. "I grab his weiner and go ch ch ch ch."









Hammer.

Back Smiths like this...

We felt this hard hitting track that The Diceman dropped was calling for a montage.


Backside Smiths like this... from Clint Walker on Vimeo.

Qwipzzz!!!

bad tricks, worse filming. just all the stupid shit we can find, and throw away into a...qwip!

Tegan in Tulsa!

So last weekend me (Clint), Scott, Dirty, and Nik all ventured to Tulsa to see Tegan and Sara and to shred.

Dirty was the first to be picked up and therefore I had to walk him through the process of using the internet on the laptop the whole way to OKC as usual.

I then picked up these guys. Nik and Scott... Nik called me just as I was pulling into the city and asked when we were going to Tulsa and I said right now so he had me come by and pick him up. He kinda sucked though. I think he had 10 bucks for 3 days haha.

Its a Brunson World everyone.
Traffic was sooooo tight! We moved about 500 feet in probably 30 min. A marathon of turtles ran past us at one point.
When we did start moving we got behind this idiot... this guy was sooo dumb. He kept swerving to the outside of the lane as if he was going to pass on the lane that was under construction. Then, he would swerve to the shoulder and see how many cars were in front of him. It was hilarious. The guy was by himself, yelling and he through his "handkerchief" in anger.
These are only some of the pictures from Tulsa. I quit taking pics on the camera cause Scott started taking them on his phone. He should post them after he sees this. So yeah, Scott... post your piXXX!





After getting back from Tulsa I had a mission. There is a Meat Party coming up July 1 - July 15th and we decided it would be a rad idea to take one car instead of like four. There is like 15 people going... I found a gem!

Look at this beast! It is amazing. $2500 for a super rad box on wheels. This is going to be the raddest trip ever.
We partied with a package from Sabre!



End.

Satan.

So if you were to go to Taco Hell and buy a number one and then a gordita supreme (chicken) this is what you get.

I was really hyped on it but then i went to another one the other day and it didn't work, so I guess it's just sometimes. But yeah anyway, you'll always find this kind of person there.

Kind of makes you want to kill him.

Ever seen this pool, probably have. This is how I always see it now, meat parties are more important than staying in town for White Water Bay when it's full. This was the night that we seshed it from Midnight to 5 in the morning. Hella tight, I landed my first wallride, they landed there's at the same time.

Isaac caught up on some brown nosing, he needed a loan, so he went to talk to the man in charge.

Speaking of the man in charge... I don't know if you can see him but Kid Walker is up there. He was trying to show up Richie Belton this time. We were there for a bit and then a guy who was working there came out and told him to get down, he said he would but he kept rolling up. Kyle tried it three times before he was almost pushed off the edge of the building by the crazy dude working there, screaching around the corner in the parking garage. He said that he was just trying to help him over the edge, the guy was fucking stupid, but the good thing is, Cherry got is ALLLLL on film!! 100% Parkinson's cam baby. He's like the paparazzi, over exposing everyone! DANKK!

The Rest of the Meat Party Pics

Well I (Nik) thought I'd post the rest of the meat party pics as a continuation of Scott's pics.

Here was our first great idea to have a pic of every city sign like this, totally didn't work out, too much hype to pay attention to.

Here's an overrail that got skated in the middle of a tornado, so fucking windy.

4 Lyfe! We were wondering how many little kids noticed these at skateparks.

Yo sick dogg! We found a gnarland 9 replica, but the Gnarland 10 is what got skated here, perfect handrail, the end of the rail must have gotten messed up because it was replaced with a painted piece of wood that looked a lot like the rail. We got kicked out after like 30-45 minutes maybe, it was these guys first time to kick somebody out for skateboarding ha. There was also a massive double set at this school.

So we were in Walmart and i was standing on this Walmart board and talking on the phone and Clint goes, dude let me see that, i thought he was going to try a trick....nope FOCUS!!

At Walmart we bought our tent and then we found this top of the church to sleep on the first night, which you've seen pics of before. It was perfect but when we woke up we realized that from a certain stop sign, stopping cars could have totally seen our bright red tent against the white church, from the street, so we got the fuck out of there.

We found this school because it was diagonally across from the church that we slept on, it had a couple things, one of them was a dumbass little kid that took our wax and smacked it on the ledge while trying to wax it, but i guess it was a new technique that we had never seen. Nevertheless, it broke our fucking wax in have and caused Clint to tell the kid that he really sucks dick or something like that. We eventually got kicked out for some gay reason in that small ass town.

Scottie found the super glue...OPEN in his pocket, he fucked with the rest of the trip.

Dude, Beggs was a sick town, they had THE best miniramp ever!

RAW street spot! Parking lot to parking lot, shiZz went down.

Hype on Sabre dude, my little kid face roxxx.

Scott and his trusty Sharpie Mini joined forces to spread the word...Three Men, One Meat Party

Ok now this is a really tight spot that we didn't get to skate and we totally should have. 

It's just a perfect 6 or 7 rail, depending on the way you look at it, with the option of skating over it into a cheese grate bank, perfect spot but i think we were overwhelmed by the shit smell that was in the air.

This is the best pic we've got of the place, but this totally doesn't explain how sucky it is sitting in the parking lot with the windows rolled down trying to tough it out but feeling like you've got to throw up because it smell like straight up SHIT! I don't know WHAT the fuck it was but good god dude, put a glass dome over it, that was the worst smell ever. We were driving closer to this place and i was like Ahhh dang dude who farted and they were we didn't and then we saw the source and had to turn around in the parking lot. We drove away gagging only to find out that you kiiiiiiinda want to go back haha. So we went back to see how long we could hold our breathe, that didn't work. Drove away, and then Clint thought of the windows down, tough it out scenario and that just sucked. It was too rediculous to explain.

Still in poop land, we found a gnarly ass hangrail that you wouldn't want to skate on a full stomach because you would throw up after smelling that shit for too long. it was intense though, you'd have to fix the roll up.

We found a sinclair!

WORLD!

The night before we found this, we had camped at the baseball fields that Scott was talking about, and then drove into Bartlesville, OK this rail was really tight.

For those of who are down with it, you can see the hype on the rail, and Clint's eyeing it for his signature....

Backside Noseblunt bitch! YOU try to figure out how he did it, I don't even know and i was there!

Here's a good spot to be, after the parking lot is there that is.

Quik Trip baby! The look the same, smell the same, sell the same stuff, which is everything so you don't have to worry. But we definitely hype it up a bit.

KANSAS!!!!

That's Scottie for ya!

This spot was pretty wordworthy, it's an 8 with a kinked rail and a bank on the other side....Ooooh yeah, and i think there was a 7 stair with a 3 stair after it in the front, it was a little dirty though :(

Hype on Sonic

Rail we found in Iola

It had two rail and they were both curved a bit.

Well we got to Lawrence, KS and we found the park that is supposed to be lit up at night by the touch of a button but it didn't work, so we looked around for a bit, when we found out that it was supposed to rain that night so we were trying to figure out what to do when we just said fuck it and Scott, with the help of his mom's kind heart, hooked us up with a hotel room. It kept us out of the rain for sure, we brought everything inside and got to charge it all, while uploading the large amounts of footie already filmed. Scott wanted food and he wanted Quik Trip, so we went on an adventure...

He had on full molester gear, his long johns were pretty tight, he put all of his accessories in the little "door", we'll call it, in the front, including keys, money, phone, chapstick and anything else he needed. He walked into Quik Trip like that and pulled his money out of the "door" when it was time to pay, it was intense.

Perfect rail that we didn't skate because it rained

We talked of the ABD's and the TBD's (To Be Done)

Found Malto's spot that is pretty intense but not as intense as we thought it was going to be, this too was not skated by us.

Our room with all our shit.

And of course the tent on bed pic that i've posted before, we keep it urban.

We're getting it together in the morning...

The view out of our room and for the next two days almost, fucking sucked. This day we went to Escapist, the shop in Kansas City, MO, and tried to find covered spots but it didn't work and ended up being big fags and watching rollerbladers get intense on hangrails. We decided to head south in the direction of Little Rock, AR and stop in Springfield on the way, but we ended up having to spend the night there in Springfield, MO still raining. YA'LL BOYS GET LOOOST?!

Clint walks a lonely road, the only road that he has ever known, Epic Pic.

We got our two days worth of this, but we definitely got the fuck out of it. We had watched the weather on TV and found out that there wouldnt be a break in the rain for a few days so we started back into Kansas towards Wichita.

We finally made it out of the rain and into Wichita, KS where one of the first things we saw after the skatepark was this license plate, I don't know if you can see it but it says, SAVGNDN. We thought of D.

After having to deal with these fucking dumbass kids that led us around Wichita while throwing Heineken bottles out of the windows and spitting on other peoples cars for no reason, we finally found a sick unskated spot that we made work, perfect hubbas. There were a lot of sick spots there though.

Back on the road again and we saw this.

There was a lot of smoke as you can see.

Have you ever wanted to go to Dodge City, KS? Well don't, here's the one spot that they have to offer and it sucked balls. 

I mean that didn't stop Clintoris from getting trick but yeah. OH YEAH and it has this cool little three stair after it, perfect for getting worked on, Clint did that too.

Dodge City's almost twin, Garden City, proved more filmworthy, there were a couple good spots including this roof situation that we rigged up which was located at their roof top skate park, which also had a gnarly hangrail out the front.

Crint, Quickflip

Ok we get done skating in Garden City and we're about to leave, we stop at Walmart to get drinks and snacks and Clint trys to check out after us, the cashier was quite confused at how much change he was giving back to Clint even though the machine does all the math for him, we literally stood there for like 3 minutes while he figured it out...almost. It was sort of rediculous.

We traveled for a while, through a town that got hit by a tornado, literally, and some other places complete with this dude named Alex, he must have been a local legend, he was apparently hot too, according to all of the graffiti in the area. After all that we ended we ended up in Deerfield where this intense rail was, complete with down hill roll up, trick was done.

Same school, intense hubba. A little wax with a tad of gnar and it worked! 

Couple towns away and this is what you get when you have melted Hershey's bars and Scott in the car. I don't know what to call it...ha you decide.

The town of Ulysses was pretty sick actually, there were a couple of things but this was the only thing we skated there, it was really tight, protection from the wind and everything. Really fun ledges. We all got a line, Scott got two, and I landed mine just as the cop rolled up to have a conversation about "half pikes" and kick us out. Clint's new name is now, Charles Lincold Ida Nora Tom, we were hyped on it.

Next day we made it to this city, which i cant remember the name as of now but the park was rediculous, it was metal just like the rest but they had a fucking death hangrail and the longest flat bars ever. Really fun, plus then we had these amazingly good popsicles with the craziest flavors. I had Mango Redbean, and then a rice one, interesting flavors, really good though. It had this one spot that could be if you felt like it, but we didn't so it wasn't haha.

We found the town of Hooker, OK!

Now why the hell would they name their sports teams, Hooker Horny Toads, how could you not know that something like this would come out of it.

Gotta loves Ballz.

We got hyped because we thought it said City Hooker, but we got closer and it had the "of" in the middle.

Hmmm, what could this be for?

Well shit, apparently we were speeding, but it was really where the signs were changing so we just got confused while trying to slow down.

But you have to pay for your unlawfulness sooo yeah. Sweet ticket BRO!

We had been looking for a skatepark and some spots in this town, which is the town of Woodward, OK and i told the other two that they were hiding, and that they would come out when we were done eating, and guess who was right? Nik! There was a sick ditch complete with a wallride. 

Here's the cool set up at the beginning of the ditch. Right next to some train tracks too, we counted 13 in the matter of like an hour and a half or so.

Now this upledge looks pretty perfect, but when you get closer you can see that the top is missing some concrete and is really janky but at the same time the upledge was pretty good and it's where Clint landed his birthday trick! While we were skating this though, we were interupted by a cop driving up, FAST, and asking us what we were doing. We explained the Meat Party and he all of a sudden understood and was just like well i guess you aren't hurting anything and left. We were like dang tight, and had a couple minute breather when another cop drove up even faster. We explained the story about how the previous cop came and let us stay and so this guy just did the same, it was crazy. Well we skated for like 10 minutes more when the last cop drove up again and told us that the skatepark was inside the building right behind us and that if we wanted that tomorrow they would open it up for us because they have the keys and it's been unused for a long time. We didn't have time to do it because we had to get moving back towards home but the officers left an open invitation and said that all we would have to do next time we were there would be to go to the station and tell them and that they would open it up for us and it would just be us skating it! It was pretty getradd.blogspot.com if you ask me! 

Another trip to Walmart for some wax, and a paintpen, we got creative.

Our last stop on the Mega Midwest Meat Party to Meth was pretty tight, it was Enid, OK, and there were actually a lot of tight spots. probably the most gnarly was the urban legend I started, SMITH, BACK SMITH!!

We arrived back in OKC and the next day I stayed on the move by taking a trip down to Clint's house in Altus, OK for a couple days. Crint was greeted with some pretty sick bday gifts haha.

Clint with his baghat on the way to drop me off in OKC, we would later drop by tuttle to try to see if there was some spots but all we ran into was tweedle dumb at a Carl's Jr. It was seriously the funniest thing. The Mega Midwest Meat Party to Meth was pretty epic, and really productive, hopefully we'll get to see the clip if Scott would make some space for this big mother fucking Meat Party file containing 22.9 Gigs of footie baby, we does it big you know? Baller Status! DANKK!